Zen Table Tennis: the world's most intense sport. It is a long way from the pick-up ping pong matches in the back alleys of Lhasa to the ethereal mountaintop temple of the Ten Thousand Paddles. But here you are, one match from enlightenment. There is just one problem -- an invisible demon who has seemingly mastered the physics of the sport. Well, two can play at that game. Remember the teaching: "Become the ball." Flick the paddle left and right to control return direction and speed. The winner is the first to score 11 points or higher with a 2 point advantage. Service alternates every two points. Win or lose, a fortune cookie awaits at the end.